Have you seen these?
It's called an Expresso Bike - they're badass, and of course they don't have 'em at my gym. It's great for over lunch if you for whatever reason you can't bike to work -- and if you can't, then your boss is a communist. This is America dammit, have we already forgotten YES WE CAN? Maybe it's just too cold outside still, so that's okay, that's why we have this.
That's it for now. Happy Inaguration everyone, and let's keep the "president's balls" jokes out of all the "Inaguration Ha-Ha" this time.